You all are mean to me, don’t properly appreciate the wonderful gifts I bring, and degrade my life with negative energy. I write my fingers to the bone for you and all you can do is snark and squabble. Well, I’ve had it. In three minutes I will be deleting this blog and moving it to a safe and undisclosed location, comment-locked and sealed from the hurtful commentary of all you ungrateful wretches. You won’t have Dead Voles to kick around any more. Won’t you be sorry when I’m gone. And the horse you rode in on. And so on.
At least you could have the decency to celebrate May Day in a month. Out.